Thursday, July 16, 2009

What to compromise

Sensitivity v. Sensibility
Creativity v. Consistency

Beginning with financial contendedness or ending with success of dreams captured

Efficiency and effictive decision making or the ability to lighten ill effects of bad decisions
Brave and Brawny v. Perceptive and Personal

Straightforward and Still v.
Flexible and Full of Life

Focused v. Faithful


If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is compromise.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Just makes me giggle uncontrollably

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN AIRPLANE:

Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.

Bring a fake cell phone (like the ones with candy inside) and pretend to call God, say 'The reception is much clearer up here'

Call the stewardess nurse.

Disco dance in the aisle

Don't use deoderant, then accidently stick your armpit in someone's face

During the inflight movie, ask to share headphones with someone

Fart loudly and act shocked, looking around to see who did it

Get some rub-on tattoos and a leather jacket, pretend that you belong to a biker gang

Jump up and scream AAAHHH!! I left the stove on!!

Lead a bible study session in the back of the plane.

Lead a revolt against the first class passengers.

No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.

Put on a ten foot diameter sombrero and slouch in your seat, whacking everyone on the head.

Remark that perhaps you shouldn't have put superglue in your undies that morning.

Ride carry-on luggage down the aisle, yelling Yeee-ha!

Say, Did you know every time a plane crashes, an angel gets its wings? Then sigh and stare dreamily into the clouds.

Scream and dive under your seat for no apparent reason.

Suddenly remember that you left your iron on. Ask if the pilot would mind going back so you can check.

Switch accents and see if anyone notices.

Tap at the windows, saying Looks pretty tough then ask somone if they have a bat you could use to test.

Tell corny jokes and laugh like it's absolutely hilarious, then expect others to do the same 46.

Wear a hairpiece and switch it often, seeing if anyone notices.

Tell the person next to you your life story, from DNA to that afternoon.

Push the flight attendant call button and pretend it give you a shock. When you get everybody’s attention, smile.

Call the Psychic Hotline from the in-flight phone and ask if they know where you are.

Drop a pen in the aisle and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, 'That's mine!'

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the airplane.

Lay down a Twister mat in the back of the plane and ask people if they'd like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone picks it up ask if they hear something ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, 'Did you feel that?'

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Scream 'Pillow Fight!'

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering 'Shut up, all of you, just shut up!'

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, 'You're one of THEM!!'.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the airplane walls with a stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a flight attendant call button.